Recently paroled, Gap cashier seeks ex-convict for ambulance chasing, sock matching, and counting sheep. Must be overweight, enjoy smoked filled clubs, and be tolerant of fraud. Body piercings a plus. Michael Jackson look alikes need not apply.
Hahahaha...no, but seriously, you really don't want that kind of individual seeking you out or applying for a job, unless you want clowns coming to the date or job enterview.
This is the more appropriate way to present yourself. Recently rehabilitiated Gap sales associate seeking other like minded people for exercise partner, puzzle solving, and math tournaments. I appreciate a well-rounded person who enjoys entertaining nights out and living life a bit on the edge. Must appreciate jewelry and the finer things in life.
Now lets get real serious...if I were to present myself this is how it would read:
Creative, hard-working young man with a flair for fishing. I enjoy culinary pursuits, watching, producting, and directing movies, and participating in extreme sports. I am curious, willing to go the extra mile to get a job done, and not afraid to get my hands dirty. If that is what you are looking for, I am your man.
